This site is currently under construction. Don't mind the worms crawling on the floor.

My brain is full of piss.

I have no idea what i'm doing here.

This is my first website like this, my first blog, too. Ive become obsessed with the old-age internet style sites Neocities has to offer and despite it being a bit before my time on the internet, I thought I could give it a go now.

You can call me Snail. I'm using this site as an opportunity to distance myself from other personas online/work accounts, so I'm staying fairly anonymous for now.

Unsurprisingly, I'm a full time artist who smokes too much and loves procrastinating. Truth be told I don't expect anyone other than myself or my fiance to read anything on here, but that's okay. If you're here, have fun.